This is what I brought to Oktoberfest on Saturday night.  The "label" reads

SUNRISE SUDS

SKUNK BEER

 

Brewed in my basement for your benefit!

Chug-a-log a foaming mug!

 

--One drink and you'll be in heaven--

--Two drinks and you'll be in the bathroom--

--Three drinks and you'll be in the hospital getting a kidney transplant--

(See picture below.)